I’ll keep this short and sweet, I wish the movie had been as good to me.

This is charmless, grossed out, soft porn with nothing, and I mean nothing to recommend it. Some of you guys might love it for the grossness, I hated it and in fact started to skip through after 41 minutes.

The characters are as thinly developed as their script, the quite interesting premise is shunted into the background, and in it’s place is the boring bodily function joke, or some downtime on women or fat people that barely makes you smile. One or two decent moments in a film that really could have done something - after all it did have a half decent cast. What a waste.

2/10 Jessica Alba is the only highlight, but she cannot carry this mess.