We here at B17 realise that the loveless, the unloved, the lonely, the needy (or makems as we like to call them -Ed) need help in finding their feet and reaching a oneness with their partner, but first of all, they need a partner, and we’ve drafted in our very own man about town, Lamby, to advise you on your love issues.

And we have Matty from Marton for you Keith, can you help him?

KeithKL:Sure, fire away Matty, how can I help?

Well Keith, I’m back out their looking for a lass, the divorces is through and it’s about time I found myself a new partner, but it’s been a while.

KL: That’s very brave of you Matty, there comes a time when you have to get back out there and try again, a point I made in my recent book “Looking for Luuurve with Lamby”, so what exactly are you worries about Matty?

Well Keith, I don’t want to put the women I meet off, I’m used to a full on relationship, where  you just kind of get on with things and like, it’s all this courting and romancing stuff.

KL: Matty, Matty, Matty,  all you have to do is keep it light hearted, don’t go over board.

Oh you mean crack the odd joke ?

KL: Exactly

Tell her amusing and interesting anecdotes?

KL:  You’re (as us lover lover men say) in the groove

Brill, so light hearted, humorous, nothing too serious, frivolous almost

KL: What ????????????????

I said light hearted, humorous, nothing too serious, frivolous type of thing

KL: You little sh*t I bet that b*stard Vickers set you up with this, I’m going to rip your head off and punch you into next week for this, you just wait

<Sedation team to room 2, sedation team to room 2, urgent>