Well it’s so close to Christmas I thought I should finally try and get some wedge together so I can buy our lass that new sovvy she’s been nagging me for.Surprisingly, the knock off gear is still not selling that well so I thought I’d try the big eared nancy again as he was keen on the after shave (Canal Number 5 if I do recall, or it might have been Pool Water by Avitoff) at that watch thing they did, but as I was walking up to the house I saw them throwing the entire Ann Summers collection in the bin with some very dodgy stains on them. What do those freaks get up to on a weekend ? Anyroad that was enough for me to give them a miss this week. I heard the lanky one saying he might be away over the weekend so will try again when his bum chum is gone.

Tempted to head to the smoke myself Saturday afternoon - no not for the Boro, my boys are already set up for that one with a tasty little appetiser at Kings Cross. Was going to go to the old East End to check out West Ham - Villa. Claret everywhere.

The lanky mincer is starting to freak me out, seems whenever I make a ‘visit’ to one of our neighbours he is there. It is hard to smash someone’s head off the smoke alarm with an audience, know what I mean ? Still I made enough from the few visits I made to get out lasses present - even made enough but a rope chain for her too - cushtie. I’ll keep the uphill gardeners and that old trout down the road out of this for now - they give me the creeps.

Hope they all keep their traps shut about what is going on, don’t need any more hassle this close to Christmas - could do with a peaceful one if I’m honest with you - recharge my batteries so I can make some more money out of these rich mugs next year …….