Well it’s Dave back again. I’m really getting back into this – looked forward to it more than my deep fried pizza kebab this lad introduced me to. Said to me “Ere slim (not many people can say that to me) get a load of these, it’ll put hair on your chest. Now I’m off to nosh my 3 down then bum someone senseless”. He was right they are lush but I can only manage 1. Dunno who he was bumming but they must have been slower than Julio Arca to not be able to get away from him.

Anyway after fashion took over last week let’s see who we can get through my crystal balls (damn that Alsatian) this week. Oh my god it’s art in the air this week with the legend that is Tony Hart.

 Tone, hows things ?

“How do you reckon they are I’m dead you thick shit”.

Whoa mate, calm down I was only trying to be friendly like.

“I’m sorry, but I’ve been told the cloud next to me is “reserved for Rolf” and I ain’t happy”.

Oh wow, he’s popped over to a different cloud ?

“No numbnuts, he’s not dead yet, and on the cloud on other side I’ve got that annoying c**t with an emu on his arm, and a TV aerial up his jacksie”.

Poor Tone, you are still in denial about the loss of our national treasure, best leave you to the predictions ……

Okay this week sees red as not a popular colour and I forsee bad things for those wearing it - especially those in the north, that flash of ginger is soooo contemporary and does nothing for you.

Newcastle on the other hand are starting to Morph into a good side now leaving the rest of the pack to Chas them (thats the last I mention of that little brown f*cker, I could throtle my agent for getting that animated sh*t onto my show)

The gallery will see a cluster of draws, most of which are bad, but we have to show them no matter how crap they are.

As for the losers this week Take Hart and try to recover next week. At least you lot wont have to suffer a slimy Aussie for all eternity, well 23 teams won’t anyway ….. I hate that Harris ……

Thanks Tone, you need to chill out a bit though and lose the bitterness. Well that’s my lot for this week. Catch you all soon, and remember, the best medium is a Korma …..