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by chopper on April 14th, 2010

So here we are - the race to number 10 has started.Unfortunately I can feel no excitement for the forthcoming campaign and will be glad when it is over. Labour/Tory/LibDem ?

For me it is…..

by chopper on August 18th, 2009

The journey to Swansea was long but went better than first thought. No one went hungry and no one was thirsty, Flabby 66 had also done her stewardess bit so there was plenty to go…..

the test

by chopper on April 08th, 2009

brought to yo live

Don Lemontop - Catalogue of Errors

by chopper on March 08th, 2009

Well, well, well. What a fun week. It’s amazing how people treat you differently when you do something good. Word soon got around the village that I was a hero and helped the lanky poofter…..

by chopper on February 27th, 2009

Now then lads and lasses. What a weird old week it’s been down here and it’s all down to those chutney ferrets at the end of the village.It started with a phone call to Biff……

by chopper on February 23rd, 2009

If, and it is an “if”, the letter that was distributed to supporters in block 53a is true and real, then it represents a staggering lack of understanding of what going to a football match…..

by chopper on February 19th, 2009

Now then Gadgies and Gadgesses. Long time no see. Been a busy old time for old Don, I’ll tell you this avoiding doing anything really is hard work. Not as hard as doing a real…..

Don Lemon Top - Taming the Tache

by chopper on January 23rd, 2009

Now then lads. Been a fun week down here. Started off taking the missus on a shopping trip, was a little flush after relieving some of the neighbours of their money or possessions. It’s great…..

Back in business

by chopper on January 16th, 2009

Now then gadgies. Well the day finally came to get out of the Boro and back down South. I always have a bag packed ready for a quick getaway just in case – you know…..

Happy New Gear from Don Lemontop

by chopper on January 09th, 2009

Well it’s 2009 – happy new year. I had a lovely Christmas. It’s surprising how those southerners are willing to buy your gear when you have little Tiddles over the fire. Nice wedge in me…..