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Mystic Dave Shows Dedication

by Barney on March 25th, 2010

Hello my fellow kebabers, it’s Dave here again proving that there is no link between fast food and early death otherwise I’d be doing this through that daft bint on Living TV. Mind you she…..

Mystic Dave…getting the bird

by Barney on March 12th, 2010

Well another week has past and it’s gone quicker than a kebab down my throat. Speaking of which I’ve really been piling down the takeaways this week. Think every continent has been scoffed by good…..

Mystic Dave Goes Down Under

by Barney on March 05th, 2010

Well what a week folks. My column last week got me hungry so went for the Korma with Pilau rice, chips, Garlic Naan, onion bhaji, veggie pakora and side order of poppadoms with mango chutney……

Mystic Dave looks to the weekend….

by Barney on February 26th, 2010

Well it’s Dave back again. I’m really getting back into this – looked forward to it more than my deep fried pizza kebab this lad introduced me to. Said to me “Ere slim (not many…..

The Lying, the Bitch and the Wardrobe

by Barney on February 19th, 2010

Well, I’m back. I never thought I would get asked to do this again but since the original predictions the amount of dead stars wanting to do this has been amazing. Politicians, film stars,…..

Mystic Dave Goes Beyond The Grave by Not Lawro on September 11th, 2009

Mystic Daves Footy Predictions by Not Lawro on August 20th, 2009